coralisbadillo:

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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#this chicken is dangerous

towerofidiots:

u kno what i lied this game sucks goodbye

towerofidiots:

u kno what i lied this game sucks goodbye

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

eatingisfab:

im tired of school i wanna quit but its for my future. tough life.

kirrrk:

hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand

wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

lukeaesthetic:

when u see ur friends for the first time after washing ur hair with a new shampoo

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takeyou:

californaia:

takeyou:

I live for the applesauce

*applause 

I know what I’m about son

hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

happylittlebastille:

troyes-lip-ring:

troyes-lip-ring:

Hey, do me a favor and walk up to the next person you see and tell them they’re ugly. Tell them straight out. Point out all their flaws. Make them feel like shit. Go on go do it.

It’s hard, huh? You can’t do it. So why is it so easy to do it to yourself?

Being mean to yourself is just as bad as being mean to someone else.

shit imma have to reblog this again because
damn
me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
me: uses computer without headphones
nylilprincess:

Oh my god

nylilprincess:

Oh my god

eroic:

In spirit of Halloween coming soon, I will draw anyone who reblogs this as a monster based on their blog!

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